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Ophelia, Ophelia, where are you, you gluey tart?
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Happy birthday, vom_marlowe!

I would say you probably didn't think I'd ever finish this, but I am absolutely certain you did not remember the first half of this story existed. (Jump into the way back machine, right this way -- then get yourself some closure, below.)

Story: Control Freak, 2 of 2
Author: Kinukitty
Rating: R for this half
Word count: 4,500
BTW: Weiss Kreuz is owned by Project Weiss.
Summary: Aya's injured during a mission, and Yoji, channeling an REO Speedwagon song, just can't fight this feeling any more. (You say cliche, I say classic.) I have finally finished this story, which I started last year for Vom Marlowe's birthday. The first part is here.
Warnings: Language, violence. Nothing I think of as kink, though, for better or worse.

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15th-Feb-2010 12:32 pm - You're Joking, Right? - In One Place
It has come to my fragmented attention that You're Joking, Right? is not available all in one place. I hadn't noticed? Well, no. The years go by, and -- you know. Anyway, I feel additional admiration now for everyone who actually read the whole thing, because it's not like I've made it easy.

Anyway, I've combined the files and broken the manuscript into the chapters it should be divided into, as opposed to the chapters as originally posted. And the lovely and talented vom_marlowe has kindly agreed to do something with this wot will make it available to the public, since it would require about a bazillion LJ entries and I would never finish because I would kill myself first. Oh, the pain.

You’re Joking, Right?
This is a twisty bit of noir-ish espionage Weiss Kreuz AU porn. Aya's a mess. Yoji doesn’t know what’s going on but decides to take charge of the situation anyway -- however, the situation quickly takes charge of him.
Rating: X, NC17, Mature, and so on
Warnings: Oy; you name it. Violent sex, especially at the beginning and sort of right at the end. Also just violence. Head games and plot kinks. Sex, sex, sex. (But plotful!) Also language.
Word count: 78,000+, total
BTW: Weiss Kreuz is owned by Project Weiss.

Link to the file
18th-Nov-2009 08:23 pm - Gluey Tart: Two of Hearts
Hello again! This week, I'm discussing gratuitous cat reaction shots over at The Hooded Utilitarian. Well, I'm not discussing them. But I did mention them.

Also, I must say that I'm in an especially fine mood. I managed to sleep for eleven hours last night. Seriously, eleven hours. The whole world looks different to me today. Please share my joy.
9th-Nov-2009 02:51 pm - Gluey Tart: The Way to Heaven
Hello! (Starts off waving cheerfully, but then drifts into the English royalty wave -- elbow, elbow, wrist wrist wrist -- just because I like to do that and, really, how many occasions do I get?)

I've posted another yaoi review at The Hooded Utilitarian. Well, it isn't so much a review as, you know, a bit of a conversational ramble. That's how I like to think about it, anyway. Puts a nice spin on it, don't you think?
29th-Oct-2009 03:08 pm - Gluey Tart: Tale of the Waning Moon
Another week gone, another Gluey Tart post over at the Hooded Utilitarian. This one is on Tale of The Waning Moon. See what you think!

(If I lapsed into another language accidentally or something, feel free to let me know - I'm in week two of the flu from hell and frankly, I don't always know what the hell I'm doing.)
21st-Oct-2009 08:19 pm - Gluey Tart: A Foreign Love Affair
I am not just sick; I am sick, and I have an earache. Which sucks. Insert frowny face here.

Despite this setback, however, I've posted another Gluey Tart column over at the Hooded Utilitarian, this time about A Foreign Love Affair, which I, er, love.
13th-Oct-2009 08:37 pm - Gluey Tart: Prince Charming
I have a review of Prince Charming over at the Hooded Utilitarian. There's an especially pretty picture at the end.
30th-Sep-2009 08:00 pm - Gluey Tart strikes again
Links to the last two Gluey Tart columns:

I Shall Never Return
Kiss All the Boys

And has anybody read any good new SGA McShep fics? (No angst, please, we're a basketcase as it is. And I just used the royal we. See? We told you.)
19th-Sep-2009 12:06 pm - Birthday fic: Control Freak
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Today we celebrate the birthday of vom_marlowe! Happy birthday, Vom Marlowe! I don't know about you, but I can't think of a better way to honor her than a nice, dirty little Yoji-Aya hurt/comfort fic.

Story: Control Freak, part 1 of 2
Rating: X, NC17, mature, and so on
Word count: 4,300-ish
BTW: Weiss Kreuz is owned by Project Weiss.
Summary: Aya's injured during a mission, and Yoji, channeling an REO Speedwagon song, can't fight this feeling any more. (You say cliche, I say classic.)
Warnings: Language, violence, sex. Nothing I think of as kink, though, for better or worse.

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17th-Sep-2009 09:17 pm - Bring me a dream...
It's Sandman week over at the Hooded Utilitarian. I explain that I love Morpheus because he's stoic. And Goth. There's a Sandman essay by vom_marlowe too, about Brief Lives.

I haven't pimped the last few Gluey Tart columns, so let me take the opportunity to do that:
Kiss All the Boys
Black Sun
Archie digest
Yakuza In Love

And there's a review of Ooku: The Inner Chamber that might be of interest too (written not by me).